Ribs for Dinner (a poem)

Ribs for Dinner (or "Jasper’s First Date")
By MangyCat

BBQ sauce dipped
luscious, tender meaty meat
lays beside my corn.

How can I enjoy
this red flesh upon my plate?
Conundrum indeed.

All I can think of
is just how God created
woman from a rib.

How can I fit the universe into 14 lines? (a haiku)

How can I fit the universe into 14 lines?
By MangyCat

Fourteen lines sadly
won't hold the great universe.
But maybe three will.