TECHNICAL NOTE: In case you aren't familiar, McAfee is a virus protection software program.-------------------------------------------
Ode to McAfeeWritten by MangyCat, while waitingMcAfee, I hate you.
Though you try to keep me safe,
I abhor your endless scanning love
and constant, dragging updates.
You slow down all my windows.
You freeze up all my tabs.
Facebook, CleanPlace, Twitter, YouTube--
you treat them all like cads.
Oh, you want RAM and you want bandwidth.
Can't you ever share?
You think you own this desktop, boy,
you're stomping everywhere.
Take a chill pill, McAfee.
Don't worry yourself so.
If you find a virus--great!
But I don't wanna know.